How tall is Michael Roth? A photo essay.
- wesleyingblog
- Nov 21, 2019
- 1 min read
TL;DR: Through convoluted, nearly incomprehensible methodology, he’s probably about 6’1″. But we’re still not sure.
Wesleyan’s beloved leader and figurehead posing in a picture with President Michael Roth.
President Michael Roth is ~7.55 Roth-heads tall. Lin-Manuel Miranda is ~7.12 Roth-heads tall.
According to Google (and through undisclosed sources), Lin-Manuel Miranda is 5′ 9″.
Math. ( (Miranda-Ft / Miranda-Rothheads) x Roth-Rothheads = Roth-Ft)
Inches.
Q.E.D.
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