Genghis Con
Mar 2
PROJECT 2025: THE SAGA Continued (No way!)
The blaze of passion in which Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and JD Vance die can be seen from the International Space Station. Approximately 7...
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Fizztorian
Mar 1
Wesleying Investigates: How Old Is WesMaps?
Ah, WesMaps. Everyone’s favorite course registration program that clearly hasn’t been redesigned in years. Wesleyan’s gone through...
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zoomy
Feb 7
2008 New Teen Force Wants to Teach You How to Party
When ya going to fountain avenueeee..... Let's bring back 2008 style partying this weekend despite the whole campus being a slush...
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zoomy
Dec 5, 2024
Procrastination Destination: MoCon, the Usdan before there was Usdan
“ I know that in four years, there will be no student memory of Mocon. It will be as if Usdan had always been there. It will just be a...
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zoomy
Dec 4, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Learn How to Do the Michael Roth
Needed to highlight here a 2013 video made by users "Betty" and Dan Wissinger on how to do the Michael Roth. I need to see someone doing...
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Fizztorian
Dec 4, 2024
Procrastination Destination: YouTube Rabbit Holes
You know, I just wrote this headline and now it’s making me think of how no matter what YouTube video you watch, the algorithm always...
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Nymph
Dec 4, 2024
Procrastination Destination: 8 Roblox Games That Are Better Than Your Finals
As you think of ways to put off writing that 10 to 12-page term paper that’s due on Sunday at 11:59pm, I ask, have you considered Roblox?...
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Fizztorian
Dec 4, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Review of Kendrick Lamar’s new album "GNX"
Well, I was NOT expecting this. Kendrick Lamar, the best rapper alive, surprise-released his sixth official album (and twelfth...
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Genghis Con
Nov 22, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Sayings I've been enjoying lately
Language is ever-evolving and extremely versatile. Therefore, we can make anything mean anything. From goon turning from a horrible...
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Fizztorian
Nov 22, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Win, Lose, or Banana!
Introducing the best online game ever! The rules are simple: 1. Go to winloseorbanana.com 2. Look at what card you get If you get Win,...
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Nymph
Nov 14, 2024
Michael Roth: A Wikipedia Deep Dive
He looks so happy here! Like he’s a boy at his seventh birthday party and his parents have just gifted him $700 worth of Fortnite...
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Fizztorian
Nov 12, 2024
Wesleyan machine prices DESTROYED with facts and logic
To attend Wesleyan University is to participate in a constant struggle against price gouging. But all is not lost, for if you remain...
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