Get into a situationship Devote a lot  of time to a person you know nothing about. Set your expectations sky-high so that you can only be disappointed . Take a trip to Pi Tell yourself that the caffeine you spend 30+ minutes obtaining will  fix your profound inability to lock in. Take a nap Must be more than 35 minutes, this one includes a bonus of post-sleep grogginess during which doing work is near impossible—just grab a snack from WesShop instead!  Go ice skating at Fre

I’m sure many of you participate in an annual Secret Santa . You get together a group of friends, draw names, and buy or make a gift for that person. This year I had the privilege to be invited to a Secret Santa, but the person I drew was not someone I was particularly close with. So I decided a handmade gift would be the way to go—so I didn’t have to worry about making something too personal, but it would still have a lot of my effort inside it.  As I was thinking about what

Let’s start off with a nice one . I took this picture last fall when we could see the Northern Lights from campus. A freshman year classic—I never found out the story behind this stuffed pig. The person in the corner is giving me a strange look, which I didn't notice at the time, but they have been heartified for anonymity as per our guidelines. I had never seen a stain with such an interesting shape. Watch out! I think I found Michael Roth's Prison Realm . He is most likely

As a youngling with limited access to the internet and daily screen time limits that the modern youth could not comprehend, time on the family computer was a high value prize in my house that could only be spent one way: Cool Math Games. However, while my siblings wasted their time on foolish strategy and skill games like Ducklife, Run, and Bloxorz, I was crafting my empire. An ever-expanding food industry run by me and the one and only… Now don’t get it confused, although my

“ I know that in four years, there will be no student memory of Mocon. It will be as if Usdan had always been there. It will just be a small selection of alums who will mourn its passing. You will be able to count me among them.” Colleen McKiernan, ’89, on April 22 2010, comment on Roth’s blog post  announcing the demolition of McConaughy dining hall.  Joni Mitchell plays to a full house of students at McConaughy Hall in 1969 Colleen is right, a very small group of students o

Needed to highlight here a 2013 video made by users "Betty" and Dan Wissinger on how to do the Michael Roth. I need to see someone doing this dance at a party before I graduate. His bodily control and flow is more than I can describe in words, so just watch it below:

You know, I just wrote this headline and now it’s making me think of how no matter what YouTube video you watch, the algorithm always tries to send you towards “1 WOKE teen vs. 20 Trump supporters.” But thankfully that’s not what I’m here to talk about. I’m here to talk about YouTube channels I’m subscribed to where one could hypothetically spend too much time watching their content — and by “one” I mean “me,” and by “hypothetically” I mean “not hypothetically at all.” Let’s

As you think of ways to put off writing that 10 to 12-page term paper that’s due on Sunday at 11:59pm, I ask, have you considered Roblox? Despite never having played as a child, I became a Roblox FIEND this year, and I’ve been trying to get my friends into it, to varying degrees of success. Here are eight Roblox games that you can and should play instead of studying for finals. Dress to Impress The Man in the Yellow Hat if he slayed. Regardless of where you stand on the VIP/n

Well, I was NOT expecting this. Kendrick Lamar, the best rapper alive, surprise-released his sixth official album (and twelfth full-length project) GNX  on Friday, November 22. The album’s named after the Buick Regal Grand National Experimental, a luxury car from 1987; the cover art depicts Kendrick standing next to the car. Musically, the album sees Kendrick getting back in touch with the West Coast hip hop scene that raised him up to where he is today. One criticism I’ve be

Language is ever-evolving and extremely versatile. Therefore, we can make anything mean anything. From goon turning from a horrible henchman to something far more sinister, to “bussing” having nothing to do with “bus” and “bussy” not meaning “bussing”, the English language is a beautiful amalgamation of ideas that change their connotation every single day. From looksmaxing to maxmaxing to glittercore to corecore, our versatile language is something to behold. The tone and con

Introducing the best online game ever! The rules are simple: 1. Go to winloseorbanana.com 2. Look at what card you get If you get Win, then you win! Congratulations! If you get Lose, then you lose :( If you get Banana, then you banana, IDK There may or may not be another card you can occasionally get as an easter egg. 3. Click Play Again to play again 4. Profit! As you can see, this game is entirely pointless, which is why it’s perfect for exam season! Who needs grades? You j