The blaze of passion in which Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and JD Vance die can be seen from the International Space Station. Approximately 7 billion people cheer as the footage is livestreamed. TRUMP (cut short as he perishes) Noooooo I'm being cut off like at the last deba- SPACE Cut to a chase scene in a movie theater. Spectators are watching intently as the Tesla cybertruck on the screen blows up, with a single mother and her five children inside. SPECTATOR ONE I fucking kne

VANCE (breathily, with longing in his eyes) President Trump... I would love to be your Vice President. Trump leans in close, whispering low in J.D.'s sweaty ear. His breath smells heavily of alcohol and Plan B. TRUMP Despite the fact you hated me for so long? Or the fact that your pronouns are he/him and you're from Middletown? Vance's heart flutters in his chest like the wings of a Kentucky chicken in a deep fryer. VANCE Of course, Donny. It's all irrelevant at this moment.