

Procrastination Destination: Review of Kendrick Lamar’s new album "GNX"
Well, I was NOT expecting this. Kendrick Lamar, the best rapper alive, surprise-released his sixth official album (and twelfth full-length project) GNX on Friday, November 22. The album’s named after the Buick Regal Grand National Experimental, a luxury car from 1987; the cover art depicts Kendrick standing next to the car. Musically, the album sees Kendrick getting back in touch with the West Coast hip hop scene that raised him up to where he is today. One criticism I’ve be
Fizztorian
Dec 4, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Sayings I've been enjoying lately
Language is ever-evolving and extremely versatile. Therefore, we can make anything mean anything. From goon turning from a horrible henchman to something far more sinister, to “bussing” having nothing to do with “bus” and “bussy” not meaning “bussing”, the English language is a beautiful amalgamation of ideas that change their connotation every single day. From looksmaxing to maxmaxing to glittercore to corecore, our versatile language is something to behold. The tone and con
Genghis Con
Nov 22, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Win, Lose, or Banana!
Introducing the best online game ever! The rules are simple: 1. Go to winloseorbanana.com 2. Look at what card you get If you get Win, then you win! Congratulations! If you get Lose, then you lose :( If you get Banana, then you banana, IDK There may or may not be another card you can occasionally get as an easter egg. 3. Click Play Again to play again 4. Profit! As you can see, this game is entirely pointless, which is why it’s perfect for exam season! Who needs grades? You j
Fizztorian
Nov 22, 2024


Michael Roth: A Wikipedia Deep Dive
He looks so happy here! Like he’s a boy at his seventh birthday party and his parents have just gifted him $700 worth of Fortnite V-Bucks. It recently came to my attention that we, as Wesleyan students, have been criminally underselling Michael Roth’s Wikipedia page . Created in 2007, this treasure trove of Michael Roth knowledge is practically begging to be explored. Let’s dive in! Almost immediately upon navigating to the page, several fascinating tidbits emerge. Aside from

Nymph
Nov 14, 2024


Wesleyan machine prices DESTROYED with facts and logic
To attend Wesleyan University is to participate in a constant struggle against price gouging. But all is not lost, for if you remain...
Fizztorian
Nov 12, 2024






