The blaze of passion in which Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and JD Vance die can be seen from the International Space Station. Approximately 7 billion people cheer as the footage is livestreamed. TRUMP (cut short as he perishes) Noooooo I'm being cut off like at the last deba- SPACE Cut to a chase scene in a movie theater. Spectators are watching intently as the Tesla cybertruck on the screen blows up, with a single mother and her five children inside. SPECTATOR ONE I fucking kne

Ah, WesMaps. Everyone’s favorite course registration program that clearly hasn’t been redesigned in years. Wesleyan’s gone through one-and-a-half logo redesigns in the past decade, but WesMaps remains frozen in time. But how old is it exactly? I was expecting to have to do major archaeology (using the Wayback Machine, viewing the page’s source code, guessing the year based on web technologies used), but the answer ended up being a lot easier to find. At the top of every WesMa

When ya going to fountain avenueeee..... Let's bring back 2008 style partying this weekend despite the whole campus being a slush...

“ I know that in four years, there will be no student memory of Mocon. It will be as if Usdan had always been there. It will just be a small selection of alums who will mourn its passing. You will be able to count me among them.” Colleen McKiernan, ’89, on April 22 2010, comment on Roth’s blog post  announcing the demolition of McConaughy dining hall.  Joni Mitchell plays to a full house of students at McConaughy Hall in 1969 Colleen is right, a very small group of students o

Needed to highlight here a 2013 video made by users "Betty" and Dan Wissinger on how to do the Michael Roth. I need to see someone doing this dance at a party before I graduate. His bodily control and flow is more than I can describe in words, so just watch it below: