He looks so happy here! Like he’s a boy at his seventh birthday party and his parents have just gifted him $700 worth of Fortnite V-Bucks. It recently came to my attention that we, as Wesleyan students, have been criminally underselling Michael Roth’s Wikipedia page . Created in 2007, this treasure trove of Michael Roth knowledge is practically begging to be explored. Let’s dive in! Almost immediately upon navigating to the page, several fascinating tidbits emerge. Aside from

To attend Wesleyan University is to participate in a constant struggle against price gouging. But all is not lost, for if you remain...

VANCE (breathily, with longing in his eyes) President Trump... I would love to be your Vice President. Trump leans in close, whispering low in J.D.'s sweaty ear. His breath smells heavily of alcohol and Plan B. TRUMP Despite the fact you hated me for so long? Or the fact that your pronouns are he/him and you're from Middletown? Vance's heart flutters in his chest like the wings of a Kentucky chicken in a deep fryer. VANCE Of course, Donny. It's all irrelevant at this moment.

If Fizz ever shuts down, this series could be a valuable historical document as to what the app (and Wesleyan’s online culture) was like—unless our servers get wiped again , of course. So I’d like to use this space to present something of a Fizz Hall of Fame, featuring some of the app’s most popular posts by various metrics. (All of this is from my own record-keeping, so any errors are on me.) 10 Most Upvoted:  I was gonna put this in for completeness’s sake, but the top 10 h

TL;DR: It’s Yik Yak. If that explanation didn’t help, I guess I should start by explaining Yik Yak. Yik Yak was an anonymous social media app that originally operated from 2013 to 2017. Posts were only visible to users within a 5-mile radius, so it was mainly marketed to college students, who would be able to see all the posts made at their college. It was shut down in 2017 due to cyberbulling scandals, but in 2021, the financial services company Square bought the app and rel

Wholesome post about yesterday's magical northern lights on campus. If you were lucky enough to be out and about and discover them on...