A lot of attention is paid to Wesleyan’s true mascot: the black squirrel .  That attention is well deserved, but I encourage you, dear...

TL;DR: Through convoluted, nearly incomprehensible methodology, he’s probably about 6’1″. But we’re still not sure. Wesleyan’s beloved leader and figurehead posing in a picture with President Michael Roth. President Michael Roth is ~7.55 Roth-heads tall. Lin-Manuel Miranda is ~7.12 Roth-heads tall. According to Google (and through undisclosed sources), Lin-Manuel Miranda is 5′ 9″.   Math. ( (Miranda-Ft / Miranda-Rothheads) x Roth-Rothheads = Roth-Ft) Inches.   Q.E.D.

(Editor's note 2024 - one of Wesleying's most popular articles ever. As of 2017 it had over 40,000 views. Had to memorialize it on the...

“My lifestyle dissolves fake smiles. It can be heartbreaking if you aren’t ready for it.” Riel ’14 , the wandering vagabond, surveys his...