Language is ever-evolving and extremely versatile. Therefore, we can make anything mean anything. From goon turning from a horrible...

Introducing the best online game ever! The rules are simple: 1. Go to winloseorbanana.com 2. Look at what card you get If you get Win,...

He looks so happy here! Like he’s a boy at his seventh birthday party and his parents have just gifted him $700 worth of Fortnite...

To attend Wesleyan University is to participate in a constant struggle against price gouging. But all is not lost, for if you remain...

VANCE (breathily, with longing in his eyes) President Trump... I would love to be your Vice President. Trump leans in close, whispering...

If Fizz ever shuts down, this series could be a valuable historical document as to what the app (and Wesleyan’s online culture) was...

TL;DR: It’s Yik Yak. If that explanation didn’t help, I guess I should start by explaining Yik Yak. Yik Yak was an anonymous social media...

Wholesome post about yesterday's magical northern lights on campus. If you were lucky enough to be out and about and discover them on...

The question of the year. If you're a fan, you may have checked our site for the last seven months or so and thought, "wtf happened to...

Froshies and non froshies alike, have you saved the date yet for the Student Involvement Fair, happening this Friday, Sept 13th (spooky),...

Middletown  has so many fantastic dining options that at first you might feel like this turtle: faced with an almost insurmountable...

Dear frosh of 2028, As you are probably fretting about your first day of college, a sense of melancholy (or jittery excitement if you...