
Maury
Feb 8, 2022
Ben Shapiro is HORRIFIED by Wesleyan’s COVID Sex Suggestions
We're famous Y’all, we’ve finally made it. The Daily Wire (the stupid conservative news outlet created by short-but-not-a-king pundit Ben...
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Maury
Oct 4, 2021
wtf is up with all the groundhogs on campus
A lot of attention is paid to Wesleyan’s true mascot: the black squirrel . That attention is well deserved, but I encourage you, dear...
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wesleyingblog
Nov 21, 2019
How tall is Michael Roth? A photo essay.
TL;DR: Through convoluted, nearly incomprehensible methodology, he’s probably about 6’1″. But we’re still not sure. Wesleyan’s beloved...
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Darwin
May 11, 2013
The Orgasm Chronicles
(Editor's note 2024 - one of Wesleying's most popular articles ever. As of 2017 it had over 40,000 views. Had to memorialize it on the...
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Zach
Mar 1, 2013
An Interview with the Guy Who Sleeps in a Different Place on Campus Every Night
“My lifestyle dissolves fake smiles. It can be heartbreaking if you aren’t ready for it.” Riel ’14 , the wandering vagabond, surveys his...
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