Eating and drinking is a necessity for all living beings, even during your hazy college days. While we all have to adjust our food...

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Picture this: it’s Saturday night, you’re putting on your makeup and your cute little corset top (or not— maybe it’s a jersey and some...

It’s come to my attention that we are not talking enough about what I believe is one of Wesleyan’s greatest hidden treasures: the...

The residents of 261 Pine lookin’ cute After a short hiatus due to being crazy busy, we’re back with the final ThesisCrazy installment,...

We're famous Y’all, we’ve finally made it. The Daily Wire (the stupid conservative news outlet created by short-but-not-a-king pundit Ben...

A lot of attention is paid to Wesleyan’s true mascot: the black squirrel .  That attention is well deserved, but I encourage you, dear...

TL;DR: Through convoluted, nearly incomprehensible methodology, he’s probably about 6’1″. But we’re still not sure. Wesleyan’s beloved...

(Editor's note 2024 - one of Wesleying's most popular articles ever. As of 2017 it had over 40,000 views. Had to memorialize it on the...

“My lifestyle dissolves fake smiles. It can be heartbreaking if you aren’t ready for it.” Riel ’14 , the wandering vagabond, surveys his...