This is a part of our ThesisCrazy Series. You can sign up here for a short 10 min interview! Interviews by Zoomy Sofia Rinaldi ‘25 (she/her), Astronomy and Physics Major, Thesis in Astronomy, no carrel  Working Title:  "This Gal is on Fire: Understanding the Kinematic and Morphological Evolution of Early Galaxies Using Simulations." “The capitalization is important. This Gal is on Fire, because gal for galaxy and then fire is the name of the simulations I use.” On her topi

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The blaze of passion in which Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and JD Vance die can be seen from the International Space Station. Approximately 7 billion people cheer as the footage is livestreamed. TRUMP (cut short as he perishes) Noooooo I'm being cut off like at the last deba- SPACE Cut to a chase scene in a movie theater. Spectators are watching intently as the Tesla cybertruck on the screen blows up, with a single mother and her five children inside. SPECTATOR ONE I fucking kne

Ah, WesMaps. Everyone’s favorite course registration program that clearly hasn’t been redesigned in years. Wesleyan’s gone through one-and-a-half logo redesigns in the past decade, but WesMaps remains frozen in time. But how old is it exactly? I was expecting to have to do major archaeology (using the Wayback Machine, viewing the page’s source code, guessing the year based on web technologies used), but the answer ended up being a lot easier to find. At the top of every WesMa

When ya going to fountain avenueeee..... Let's bring back 2008 style partying this weekend despite the whole campus being a slush...

“ I know that in four years, there will be no student memory of Mocon. It will be as if Usdan had always been there. It will just be a small selection of alums who will mourn its passing. You will be able to count me among them.” Colleen McKiernan, ’89, on April 22 2010, comment on Roth’s blog post  announcing the demolition of McConaughy dining hall.  Joni Mitchell plays to a full house of students at McConaughy Hall in 1969 Colleen is right, a very small group of students o