

Procrastination Destination: Learn How to Do the Michael Roth
Needed to highlight here a 2013 video made by users "Betty" and Dan Wissinger on how to do the Michael Roth. I need to see someone doing this dance at a party before I graduate. His bodily control and flow is more than I can describe in words, so just watch it below:
zoomy
Dec 4, 2024
Procrastination Destination: YouTube Rabbit Holes
You know, I just wrote this headline and now it’s making me think of how no matter what YouTube video you watch, the algorithm always tries to send you towards “1 WOKE teen vs. 20 Trump supporters.” But thankfully that’s not what I’m here to talk about. I’m here to talk about YouTube channels I’m subscribed to where one could hypothetically spend too much time watching their content — and by “one” I mean “me,” and by “hypothetically” I mean “not hypothetically at all.” Let’s
Fizztorian
Dec 4, 2024


Procrastination Destination: 8 Roblox Games That Are Better Than Your Finals
As you think of ways to put off writing that 10 to 12-page term paper that’s due on Sunday at 11:59pm, I ask, have you considered Roblox? Despite never having played as a child, I became a Roblox FIEND this year, and I’ve been trying to get my friends into it, to varying degrees of success. Here are eight Roblox games that you can and should play instead of studying for finals. Dress to Impress The Man in the Yellow Hat if he slayed. Regardless of where you stand on the VIP/n

Nymph
Dec 4, 2024


Procrastination Destination: Review of Kendrick Lamar’s new album "GNX"
Well, I was NOT expecting this. Kendrick Lamar, the best rapper alive, surprise-released his sixth official album (and twelfth full-length project) GNX on Friday, November 22. The album’s named after the Buick Regal Grand National Experimental, a luxury car from 1987; the cover art depicts Kendrick standing next to the car. Musically, the album sees Kendrick getting back in touch with the West Coast hip hop scene that raised him up to where he is today. One criticism I’ve be
Fizztorian
Dec 4, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Sayings I've been enjoying lately
Language is ever-evolving and extremely versatile. Therefore, we can make anything mean anything. From goon turning from a horrible henchman to something far more sinister, to “bussing” having nothing to do with “bus” and “bussy” not meaning “bussing”, the English language is a beautiful amalgamation of ideas that change their connotation every single day. From looksmaxing to maxmaxing to glittercore to corecore, our versatile language is something to behold. The tone and con
Genghis Con
Nov 22, 2024
Procrastination Destination: Win, Lose, or Banana!
Introducing the best online game ever! The rules are simple: 1. Go to winloseorbanana.com 2. Look at what card you get If you get Win, then you win! Congratulations! If you get Lose, then you lose :( If you get Banana, then you banana, IDK There may or may not be another card you can occasionally get as an easter egg. 3. Click Play Again to play again 4. Profit! As you can see, this game is entirely pointless, which is why it’s perfect for exam season! Who needs grades? You j
Fizztorian
Nov 22, 2024





